Hi everybody this is Scott Sad some of you may have watched my clip yesterday regarding

Gordon Klein who is a professor at UCLA's Anderson School of Management and he was suspended

because he refused a request from a student that black students should be given preferential

treatment when he's grading because, you know, systemic racism, and when he said he said no i will treat all of my students equally

i will not be using their skin color to judge their work ukk. ukLA thought that that was just beyond the pale and so they suspended him.

Well, I've got some very, very good news for you all.

Some of you may remember the Aslan Uyghur Decoder 5,000 that's had many upgrades, many modules.

Well the latest version that's come out, it just came out, it just hit the streets today, has a

professors, if they can prove that they are professors, they can buy the Aslan Ugo, the Court of 5,000 that comes with a module

an app, an additional app that you can use when grading based on the identities

of the students. So this really is a wonderful tool because

it improves your productivity. You don't have to read the works of the students to judge the merit of the work you

correctly as UCLA taught us and as I explained the dangers of these idea pathogens in the

parasitic mind which came out yesterday in

paperback and you should all be getting a copy we don't want to be using

merit to evaluate people it It's much, much more progressive to use traits, their gender

identity, their sexual orientation, their skin color, that's really what a progressive society does.

So what I'm going to do next is I'm going to read out an identity here of a student and then the Aslan Ugo Decorder 5,000 is going to tell me what is the suggested

grade that you should give so that you try to fight against systemic bigotry.

So you ready?

So a black, oh, let's see, it's going haywire, it's so excited. A black pansexual student does not submit their grade, oh, their paper.

A-plus. So if you're a black pansexual student, you don't submit your paper, you get an A plus.

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