New ALIEN Bodies REVEALED in Mexico: Psy-Op or Real?

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Elijah Schaffer

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🗓️ 14 September 2023

⏱️ 84 minutes

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So Mexican scientists unveil a new set of Alien mummies they found in Peru that are apparently 1,000 years old. Are we not interested because we are jaded? Or is it clearly a hoax meant to distract low IQ redditors. You decide. Plus, we look at the invasion of 5,000 Africans onto a small Italian island, how baby faced teens thought they scammed the cash app but ended up $50,000 in debt, polyamorous non-binary families are a thing now and so much more on this episode of nightly offensive.
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0:00.0	Will the alien invasion is absolutely real?
0:03.2	New images just dropped from Mexico of the alien mummies
0:07.2	that are 1,000 years old that were verified by science.
0:12.3	This is real.
0:15.3	I'm not entirely sure how we're supposed to believe
0:17.5	that a paper mache pinata from a child's birthday party
0:21.3	is actually an alien.
0:23.2	But we're going to ask ourselves, is this debunkable?
0:26.6	It reminds me of another alien that I once remembered
0:28.9	from my childhood.
0:30.2	I mean, come on, if you're actually
0:31.2	going to try to convince us of aliens
0:33.2	in front of Congress, in Cyapas, a lot of us aren't redditors.
0:37.1	But look at the similarities.
0:38.2	Look at those similarities.
0:39.1	Very, very similar.
0:40.0	Anyway, my name is Elijah Schaefer.
0:41.9	You can follow me on X at Eli, just Schaefer.
0:44.2	We have a great show for you tonight.
0:46.2	It is approximately 10, 10 PM Eastern time
0:49.0	in the United States.
0:50.6	This is another episode of Nightly Offensive.
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