And the So, Gingham Kit, I think they're calling it in the communications department.

Apparently it's a nod towards the industrial cotton mill past of Manchester

and that's why they've come up with this monstrosity which we talked about a few weeks

ago. It's also a nod to the manager's heritage, presumably,

because you can call it gingham all you want,

but it looks pretty tartan to me.

Yeah, this was going around about 18 months ago,

and it was such a reaction against it I think Knight must have

pulled it but but somehow this has got past the Pas-at-Be I think it's a horrible piece of

kit it not so much gingham although my daughter wears gingham dresses to her schools.

So you know, maybe we all won't look like a bunch of seven-year-olds.

But more tea cloth or tablecloth, I think.

It's got a very tablecloth vibe. Ian might not be that bad. I've only seen pictures. It's bad. I like the black and blue hoops, so I'm weird. I'm in the minority, I think of all the problems that United, the fact that we're going to be a laughing stop because of our patchwork tops is really the least of our problems.

Yes. It might be all right. It might be fine in person. It might look good. It might look good on the telly.

It's not going to. But it might be a on the telly. It's not going to, but...

I mean it might be a criminal kit, but no one's going to prison for it.

Unlike the Bebe transfer, the Portuguese police please now want to talk to Manchester United

about their thoughts on the matter.

Interesting.

Again, this one is an ever evolving story.

There's we've known for quite a long time

that this is a deeply, deeply corrupt transfer

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