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NEVERNOWHERE 5. The Sun Queen Caper Carries On

LegendLark

Team Squad

Dnd, Improv, Leisure, Ttrpg, 5e, Fiction, Games, Actual Play, Comedy Fiction, Dungeons And Dragons, 5th Edition, Comedy

5 β€’ 1.1K Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 7 August 2025

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

In this very special episode, Valerian uses drugs in a god-honoring way. Friedrich uses also drugs, but in...a different way. Pepper performs the acts of music, charioteering, and listening to a man talk. And also there is a heist going on.

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0:00.0

You guys, one thing that I did not anticipate about having a vegetable garden is how much I was going to become like a desperate vegetable dealer to everybody in my life.

0:11.6

Nice.

0:12.4

I've been, I've been dealt vegetables.

0:14.6

Yeah.

0:14.8

I've been dealt vegetables on this this very day.

0:16.8

I told Noel, I said, I'm not coming over to record unless you will take one to do zucchini and some kale from me.

0:21.9

And I was forced to take it before a cat would come through the door.

0:24.6

I said, you've got to take these off my hands.

0:26.4

She kept threatening to run away.

0:27.8

I kept threatening.

0:28.6

I now, like, Juniper, you told us that story about how in New Ulm people would leave zucchini's and unlocked cars.

0:35.9

Wait, what?

0:37.2

It happened to somebody at the church because everybody at church would grow zucchini's in unlocked cars. Wait, what? Yes. It happened to somebody at the church.

0:39.0

Because everybody at church would grow zucchini specifically.

0:43.2

Because, which is really funny because they need to grow.

0:45.6

It's part of going to church.

0:46.7

Okay.

0:47.4

But that's what they say.

0:48.8

But I grew three things this summer.

0:51.6

Mm-hmm.

0:52.3

Tomatoes, peppers, zucchini. Guess which one has died immediately? My zucchini. It's easy to grow, but you need a lot of space to grow. It does not grow well in pots. Well, mine didn't even sprout. Like, they didn't even, they didn't even. Oh, that's just, I mean, if you were doing it from, if you were doing, this is no longer funny. This is just gardening, Talk with Juniper and cat. Yeah. But like when you're doing it from seed, like you have to start a dozen

1:14.6

of them and maybe one will sprout. That's just like, oh, okay. That squashes, baby. So listeners

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