I thought this was an interesting question.

I saw it on the whiteboard in the library.

Okay.

Yes, yes.

Strong start.

If aliens came to planet Earth, what's the first thing that you would show them?

The door.

That's actually not true.

I love aliens, but I would want them to leave for their own safety. Well, okay. Yeah. So my question is changed radically by what kind of aliens these are. Well, yeah, but that's not part of it. So you just have to extrapolate. I mean, I feel like we're getting to show them something. So I think the assumption behind this whole question is that they're the type of aliens that come and are like,

oh, a human, show us around.

Okay.

And then we'll decide whether or not we want to fucking obliterate urassus.

My interpretation is that we don't know the aliens' intentions.

Well, yeah.

So what are we going to show them to bring out the best intentions?

I know.

Well, it depends entirely on if they land

in the spring, summer, fall. If they land in the winter, this won't work. But I would take them to

the sandwich shop at Mini Haha Falls, and I would get them a sandwich, and then they would know that

there is truly peace and love on the planet Earth, because it's the best sandwiches on the planet. Interesting. Yeah. I think I would take them to the dog park. Oh, so they could see all the dog. So they could be torn to shreds. No, so they could see the dogs and then be torn to shreds by the dog. And then they would be like, this is what we can do with you guys. And I'd be okay with that.

I'd be okay with that.

I mean, as long as they bring me to the dog park. As long as they take me to the dog park, that's fine. Well, this is why I want to give them the really good sandwich because then they know that, like, humans have an intrinsic value and it is our sandwich making. And they're not too hungry. And they're not too hungry. Exactly. they're like, oh, we shouldn't eat the humans.

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