Pickax.

I just kind of wanted to talk about my landlord.

Oh.

Okay.

I'm listening.

I mean, first of all, I just, like, want to say, like, I love my landlord, and she's an icon.

We'll call her Mary for the...

Confidentiality.

The purposes of today. She's,'s like the wildest woman of all

time would you say that she's crazy Mary?

True truly like she has posted a sign outside my apartment where she lists every name

from like the 70s and 80s of what weed could possibly be.

Oh, yeah, brother.

And then give me that giggle grass.

I love that fucking sign.

She's literally like giggle grass, like goofy butts, Mary Jane.

Not everyone appreciates it.

Stop smoking weed.

Stop smoking wiper.

And she used to just put up a sign whenever somebody would smell weed that just said no dope.

And like I'm obsessed with her.

And like every time anything happens like in this apartment complex, she sends out these like

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