Pickax.

So the World Series is happening right now.

Oh, sports.

Yes, this has been on in my house.

So I have watched some of the games with my parents, which is really funny because they

want the Dodgers to lose, but they're both in love with Shohei Otani.

Is this soccer?

This is baseball, brother.

Base, okay.

Yeah, the World Series is baseball.

Yeah, I knew that.

I love sports.

And every time any player came up to bat, my dad would be like, that guy used to play for the Minnesota twins.

And then we let him go.

Yeah, that's, oh my God. And so here's what I would like to propose.

I'm assuming Errol and Juniper, you don't know who Shohei Otani is, right? Of course I know. I

follow baseball. Have you heard of Shohei Otani? I follow baseball so closely. I know one thing

about him. You know that he watches

Riverdale. Yes. That's the one thing that I know. Um, so he's like, some would say the best baseball player of all time. He watches Riverdale. He's like Babe Ruth levels. He's an elite pitcher and an elite hitter. Nobody else does this. He's really good. He's good at running. He's good at everything. He can win a baseball game by himself. Yeah. And for that reason, my question to you guys is, what do we need to do to get Shohei Otani to come play for the Minnesota Twins? I thought you were going to say to get him on the podcast. I thought that was what you're going to say too. No, I want him apply for the Minnesota Twins. I think... First of all, he would be on Riverdale Rulet, not this podcast.

Okay, so are you saying, like, is there some spell? you're going to say too. No, I want him to play for the Minnesota Twins. I think... First of all, he would be on Riverdale Rulet, not this podcast.

Okay, so are you saying, like, is there some special way that we could use our existence as... Our platform, as a...

As a small niche podcast.

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