Dateline today is Saturday, September 27th, 2025. I'm stating that because we are talking about

recent Tumblr meme news. A real hot topic. Huge Tumblr meme news.

Huge Tumblr meme news. And I don't know when this intro is going to end up on the podcast.

We've had a lot of listeners reach out to us on Tumblr.

Concerned listeners.

Concerned, concerned listeners who wanted to make sure that we, and in particular, Juniper, had seen all of this wild news about the dangerous crow boy who eats plastic. He's on the loose. He's on the loose. He's from a romance novel. Oh. Yes. You've seen him, right, Noah? No, I don't know anything about this except for I know that I've heard the crowboy that eats plastics.

I thought he destroyed plastic. He does destroy plastic. So the meme on Tumblr is that he eats plastic. Turns out, no, he destroys plastic in a way that is never specified in the book. I should eat it. I've done a lot of deep research on this, not because I wanted to, but because somebody that I follow on Tumblr did, and therefore I was along for the ride.

Nice.

As they went and found the deep lore is from a book called The Company of Vengeful Crows, which is part of the Fay Guardian series.

It is 775 pages. Christ. So jot that down. So jot that down.

It'll take me a while. It will take you. Stop it. The joke was too funny.

No. You'll never take me alive. So it's a 677 page book about a crow boy. Well, it's dangerous. So who eats plastic? Yeah. Yeah. Hold on. Let me just get to this quick summary here. So essentially. Why is this a meme? Are we going to show Juniper the image? I was going to say I was under the impression that there were images to be done. I. I honestly, if only seen the one image, somebody else needs to bring up the image. Okay, I will because the way it went viral is a two-part image. So the first image says, what happens when you stumble into a fay world wearing sparkling, forbidden plastic clothes? And it's a picture of this woman, who you can see is wearing plastic clothes. I guess. Yeah. It's like a dress. She's wearing like a sparkly dress. Yeah. So yeah, this is very

important. She's like rainbow hair. Take a look. Okay. Get it memorized. Is this an Isikai?

I don't think so. Yep. So the second image, can you describe it and read what it says?

So it says, a dangerous crow boy whose job is to destroy plastic becomes obsessed with you.

And it's a picture of the same woman, the same woman in the same position, no change.

And then a guy...

A man has appeared.

A man has appeared behind her.

And he is much taller than her.

And his head is like hovering over her head.

And his and his little claws, like he has like these like fingers with with claws on the edge.

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