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NEVERNOWHERE 14. The Third Thrilling Theft

LegendLark

Team Squad

Comedy Fiction, Fiction

5 β€’ 1.1K Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 11 December 2025

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

The time has come for our band of scoundrels to finally nab their third memento...but at what cost?

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0:00.0

All right, guys, if you were a wizard, what kind of wizard would you be?

0:03.2

Ooh.

0:03.6

Oh, like, okay, if you were a wizard. If you were a wizard, what would your one main wizard powered be? And what would your look be? I have a look idea already. Tell me your look. Of course, you already look like you're a wizard. Yeah, like literally. Literally? Oh my God, you guys. It's literally true. I would specifically be imagining you

0:22.8

in your little mushroom pants with one of your robes on and your like glasses, strings. Like, oh my God, Wizard City. Thank you, friends. I literally, I do remember several years ago being like, I wish I could just dress like a gay wizard. And I've been working on that ever since. I'm so proud of you. I'm so good. Yeah. You're succeeding. What would your look be? Tell us. You know how like there's that trope in like video games and like I guess also in He-Man where you have a wizard like orca where they're just like they float around and they're in like a robe.

0:54.6

Yeah.

0:55.0

And a pointy hat.

1:10.0

And they just like don't have legs. And they're just like flying around. Did you say orca? Orco. Orco. From penis. Oh. I also heard orca. I just wasn't going to question. I was imagining a killer whale floating around wearing a robe and also cool. I just assumed that Errol knew this classic truth.

1:11.6

Yeah, everyone knows her. I just assumed that Errol knew more about wizards than me.

1:14.3

Yeah. Everyone knows it.

1:11.8

I just assumed that Errol knew more about wizards than me.

1:14.3

Yeah.

1:15.0

Read a book.

1:15.9

Although I would love to be like a deep sea themed wizard now that you've said.

1:20.2

Oh, like like a Ponyo's dad.

1:22.0

Oh, yeah.

1:23.6

I take it back on Ponyo's dad.

1:25.2

I see that.

1:26.2

You look like short hair.

1:27.7

You already.

1:29.6

You do. You're already doing it.

1:31.3

You're already doing it.

1:32.7

I know my wizard aesthetic would be like pretty classic.

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