Never Trust a Fart: A Colonoscopy Story
Cat & Nat Unfiltered
Cat & Nat
4.9 • 2.7K Ratings
🗓️ 13 January 2026
⏱️ 31 minutes
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Summary
Cat decided to be proactive with her health and booked a colonoscopy and what followed was a masterclass in anticipation, oversharing, and full-body surrender. The wait for the prep drink to kick in felt eerily similar to waiting to go into labor. Constant check-ins of “Has it happened yet?” and then suddenly… a total system cleanse. We’re talking power-hose energy. Nothing left behind. It’s a very real reminder that taking care of your health sometimes means pulling your pants down. The big takeaway? Never trust a fart.
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| 0:00.0 | TMI. This is a TMI podcast. It's just to bring you laughter. If you can handle poop talk, then this podcast is for you right now, not always. But also, side note, it can save your life. Don't trust a fart. Don't trust a fart. Don't even think you can trust a fart. Okay. Like, actually don't lift something up. Don't bend over. Don't be very careful. Don't like exert yourself. Don't pick up your baby. |
| 0:22.4 | God, I just want to video my whole thing. Don't pick up your dog. Don't like roll over with your abs. Don't use your abs. You will shit your pants. |
| 0:30.5 | Don't. Don't let your guard down. |
| 0:33.0 | Drop it like a hat. Drop like a tie. Drop it like a tie. |
| 0:35.7 | Natalie, what do I do? |
| 0:39.3 | I hope it's giddy-gitty. Hi guys. Okay, okay. So, here's a bit. |
| 0:45.9 | I did, but here's a different angle for you. We're going to talk to each other, but you're just going to look at us from the side. |
| 0:51.3 | Yeah, I like that. Okay. So it's a Tuesday and you are currently prepping for your colonoscopy as we speak. |
| 0:59.1 | You are about to go and get a camera up your butt. |
| 1:02.0 | And someone, now people come to me and find me on the street and they have said to me, |
| 1:07.9 | oh, my God, I did this too, but you didn't warn people about this. |
| 1:11.4 | About what? |
| 1:13.5 | The ring of fire, you need to start the ring of fire before your ring of fire happens. |
| 1:18.9 | Wait, wait. I am very familiar with the ring of fire. Is this something that happens? |
| 1:23.8 | Yeah. Yeah. You did not tell me that. I know because I. So I need the zinc or Vaseline. |
| 1:31.0 | Yeah. Really good Vaseline. So you're because because it's like it's like chemicals coming out of your body. |
| 1:36.0 | It's acid on your bunghole. When did it start? What? My ring of fire? Oh, quite quick. I mean. |
| 1:44.1 | All right. So here like TMI. This is a TMI podcast, is just to bring you laughter. |
| 1:49.3 | If you can handle poop talk, then this podcast is for you right now, not always. |
| 1:53.6 | And also, side note, it can save your life. |
| 1:56.8 | And it's so easy. It's way easier than the gynecologist, just so you know. |
| 2:01.9 | Way easier than I'm assuming getting an IUD in and out because you don't even get anything for that. |
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