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Weird Darkness: Stories of the Paranormal, True Crime, Legends, Lore, Mysterious, Macabre, Unsolved

NEVER TOUCH THE VASE IN PAXTON’S HOUSE: The Consequences Will Horrify You!

Weird Darkness: Stories of the Paranormal, True Crime, Legends, Lore, Mysterious, Macabre, Unsolved

Darren Marlar

True Crime, History, Society & Culture, Documentary, Science, Religion & Spirituality

4.64K Ratings

🗓️ 23 July 2025

⏱️ 577 minutes

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Summary

A man buys the Lanceford House, in which there sits a vase that cannot be moved lest horrifying repercussions befall the one who touched it. | #RetroRadio EP0471

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CHAPTERS & TIME STAMPS (All Times Approximate)…
00:00:00.000 = Show Open
00:01:30.028 = CBS Radio Mystery Theater, “Your Grade Is A” (August 16, 1976)
00:45:12.046 = The Black Mass, “The Man In The Crowd” (July 29, 1964) ***WD
00:56:15.085 = Beyond Midnight, “Paxton’s House” (November 08, 1968) ***WD
01:21:23.727 = MindWebs, “Affair With a Green Monkey” (April 08, 1979)
01:49:38.151 = Dragnet, “Robbery – The Werewolf” (June 17, 1949)
02:19:05.553 = Mystery In The Air, “Beyond Good And Evil” (August 28, 1947) ***WD
02:47:55.911 = Molle Mystery Theater, “The Bride Wore Black” (February 07, 1947)
03:17:10.714 = Ranger Bill, “Vanishing Mummy” (June 18, 1958)
03:45:15.189 = Murder at Midnight, “Dead Hand” (September 16, 1946)
04:11:12.113 = The Black Museum, “Can of Weed Killer” (February 12, 1952)
04:35:40.900 = The Mysterious Traveler, “Behind The Locked Door” (May 24, 1949) (LQ)
05:04:21.737 = Mystery House, “Murder Takes Practice” (April 21, 1946) ***WD
05:31:25.535 = CBC’s Nightfall, “The Jogger” (April 16, 1982)
05:57:24.549 = Obsession, “Wind Song” (1950-1951)
06:27:10.985 = Origin of Superstition, “Black Cat” (1935) ***WD
06:40:49.534 = Mystery Playhouse, “Death is a Joker” (May 25, 1941) ***WD
07:10:04.337 = Philip Morris Playhouse, “Lady From The Sea” (1939-1949) ***WD
07:38:10.521 = Price of Fear, “Soul Music” (October 27, 1973) ***WD
08:06:18.188 = Adventures of Ellery Queen, “Vanishing Magician” (November 06, 1943) ***WD
08:36:04.991 = Quiet Please, “The Man Who Stole a Planet” (July 26, 1948)
09:00:51.254 = Radio City Playhouse, “Weather Ahead” (March 14, 1949)
09:30:19.998 = Show Close

(ADU) = Air Date Unknown
(LQ) = Low Quality
***WD = Remastered, edited, or cleaned up by Weird Darkness to make the episode more listenable. Audio may not be pristine, but it will be better than the original file which may have been unusable or more difficult to hear without editing.
Weird Darkness theme by Alibi Music Library

ABOUT WEIRD DARKNESS: Weird Darkness is a true crime and paranormal podcast narrated by professional award-winning voice actor, Darren Marlar. Seven days per week, Weird Darkness focuses on all thing strange and macabre such as haunted locations, unsolved mysteries, true ghost stories, supernatural manifestations, urban legends, unsolved or cold case murders, conspiracy theories, and more. On Thursdays, this scary stories podcast features horror fiction along with the occasional creepypasta. Weird Darkness has been named one of the “Best 20 Storytellers in Podcasting” by Podcast Business Journal. Listeners have described the show as a cross between “Coast to Coast” with Art Bell, “The Twilight Zone” with Rod Serling, “Unsolved Mysteries” with Robert Stack, and “In Search Of” with Leonard Nimoy.
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Transcript

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0:00.0

The weather. Tomorrow, expect a biting cold front. Hmm, how naughty. I wonder what I'll be

0:06.9

wearing or taking off. The night will be wild and untamed. Expect heavy, lashing rain that'll soak you

0:13.8

to the skin. By Monday, temperatures will rise slowly but surely reaching their peak in the afternoon.

0:21.3

Not in the mood for miserable weather?

0:23.5

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0:26.4

Sun Express, non-stop sunshine.

0:29.9

As a member of this weirdo family, I value your input.

0:33.1

And while I try to keep up with the emails, online messages, and comments I receive, one thing

0:38.6

I've not really done is ask your opinions about certain things I offer in the podcast.

0:43.8

Do you like the Murder Noir episodes?

0:46.1

What about the old-time radio stuff?

0:47.9

Does the more comedic Mind of Marler uploads even belong in the podcast?

0:52.4

If you could change one thing about weird darkness, what would

0:55.1

it be? Take the survey at weirddarkness.com slash survey and let me know what you think about what I do

1:01.2

and how I do it. It'll only take about two minutes, but it'll be invaluable to me as a creator

1:06.5

to find out what you like and don't like, what you'd like to see more of or less of,

1:11.2

visit weirddarkness.com slash survey.

1:14.3

That's weirddarkness.com slash survey.

1:17.5

The weather.

1:18.9

Tomorrow, expect a...

1:20.6

Biting cold front.

1:21.9

Hmm, how naughty.

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