Hi, happy Friday. Hello. How are you? Toasty. I can feel sweat feet. I'm getting stressed out for you because I can feel the Niagara Falls happening beneath your armpits. Yeah, do you want to put your hand up there? No, I don't because I just slip and sliding. I already know. So if you're not watching to describe to you, Katie's wearing an incredibly cute boys lie. The coziest thing ever, but man is warm. But it's, I actually had, I swear to God, almost that exact material. We were a cheetah print family, very tacky kind of vibes. I'm going to stop you there because Cheetah print isn't tacky. Okay, but the way we did it. But my mom got us like, do you remember footy pajamas? Oh, yeah. We zipped from the crotch to the clavicle. So I had one of those and it literally looked just like that exact print. And I remember it being the hottest thing alive. Yes, it's what like boxers use when they want to go down away class. Correct. So you are going to go down away class. Like something's going to happen to your body. I'm going to be so skinny at the end of the day. Good luck for me finding your waist. I'm going to turn and look and be like, where did she go? I'm going to be hiding inside of this. Welcome to Disrespectfully. With Katie Maloney and Dana Kathan. Unapologetically, we're here to do what we want to do. Spilling the tea. Babe, you're going to see the power of women, like disrespectfully. Yeah, so you walked in. It was so cute. I actually almost wore a boys lie thermal today, but I was worried about being too toasty, even with my fuck-ass shorts because I wearing the cowboy boot. remember, think the last time I wore these was my birthday, and I had to take them off because I was, about being too toasty, even with my fuck-ass jorts because I'm wearing the cowboy boot. Remember, think the last time I wore these was my birthday and I had to take them off

because the heat was trapped here, but I'm okay. And I'm still toasty. I'm having small, like, dainty drips of sweat coming from my pits. Yeah, I'm just trying to embrace it and not focus too much I think it's also like the caffeine that I've had too.

Yeah, let's move on from it.

I'm wearing a really cute shirt today.

I love it.

And I think my mic's like the caffeine that I've had too. Yeah. Let's move on from it.

I'm wearing a really cute shirt today. I love it. And I think my mic's blocking it, but it says protect the dolls. Hmm. Trans women are women. It's another stitch the system that are a little, I was going to say barbecued uterus, but barbed wire uterus tank tops, not barbecued. I yeah protect the dolls

It's really cute and just a reminder that trans people make up 1% of the population and they're not responsible for anything that's happening in your life that's bad. I just want to just live, live. Be left alone. Yeah. Protected. Exactly. Anyway, can I tell you something unrelated? Please do. I have two things to tell you. So my friend Katie, who is not me. Also your name, a different Katie. Okay.

Ew, another Katie. Katie, don't be mean to her. She's so sweet. So Katie is the one that I met randomly a few weeks before I went Great White Shark Diving. And then I went with her so she's like my diving buddy and we've gone, you know, diving a few times together. She is an avid listener of disrespectfully as is her partner, Michael. And she texted me yesterday and was like, I have a lava lamp in my room. So she is a lava lamp, current lava lamp user. So I know there are others out there that we're all so excited hearing that, looking at their lava lamps. I can't wait to get a lava lamp. I know. I'm really, we need to. I feel like it's going to fit the vibe of like the bedroom makeover that we're doing. So we got a new bed and it's like a low bed. Low pro. Low pro. Low pro bed that has like the attached side tables.

It's very like that.

And I want to get like a new dresser, but it's all very mid-century modern vibe.

So I feel like a lava lamp will fit real nicely and all that.

Absolutely.

How is the blessed move and going?

Because here's the thing about your closets. They're full. So your guest bedroom closet is full and you're like it's like trying to pull out a piece of paper from cement. You haven't seen it recently because I got rid of a lot of stuff.

Did. Okay. To make room for Nix things. Yes. Okay. Do you guys have an equal 50-50 split or would you say that it's more like

73? He doesn't have as much stuff as I do. So, you know, but it's great. Actually, I got in touch

with a lovely closet organizer gal and so we're getting that ball rolling. Great. Because the thing is

when I moved into that, I didn't really optimize the space in there. I just kind of like chuck things away and was like, I'll get to it eventually. And I never got to it. So it's been like in a state of disarray for the last year. So I'm happy to be addressing that and have a nice, like, organized closet because I just haven't been able to find the right home. I love when I have like a home for things. It's like I can keep myself better organized. Cleaning up is really easy. But when I don't have like a real home for anything, they just kind of like go wherever I set them. Yeah. You should see one of my closets right now, which is like my main clothes closet is I did that big reorg and it was great. The other one is I'm hoping something that smack me in the nose when I open it and like jump out at me because it's it's an avalanche waiting to happen. And I keep saying I'm going to do it and then I don't. It is mortifying. I'm like, if anyone ever tries to go in there looking for something, I'm like, no, da, da, da, da, da, I don't have personal liability insurance in this apartment, so please get away from them. But also, it's just like

the closet and friends. something. I'm like, no, I don't have personal liability insurance in this department, so please

get away from them. But also, it's just like the closet and friends. Monica, and she has her messy closet. I only have watched, I have not, I've, okay, I went back because my Matthew Perry thing, and I started watching a bunch of them, but then I just kind of trailed off. I appreciate it for what it is, but I'm never going to be a friend's person.

Well, Monica's like a clean freak. She's always cleaning and she like gets off on it. And then when Chandler moves in, he realizes there's a closet that's locked. And then he finally gets it open and it's just like chaos messy. He goes, you're messy. Wait, that's me. You would never know because of how sterile my environment is, but you open my

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