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Dr. Naseel.

I slumped further into the uncomfortable wooden chair in the waiting room.

I stared up at the popcorn panel to ceiling and started making images from the yellow stains.

One of them looked like an ominous figure with a dagger in his hand,

watching over another stain that resembled someone resting in a bed.

I rolled my eyes and turned toward the large fish tank that bisected the waiting room.

In the shadowy recesses of one of the rock structures, the tip of an eel's face emerged.

It slithered from the hole and I logged my eyes with its yellow dead eyes.

The eel turned it last and swam to the opposite side of the tank.

I wondered if eel slept, or if they were in a perpetual state of awakeness.

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