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Good morning, Ned. Ciao, Davidi. Where are you?

I'm at the Jail of Detailia. I know that. You say that every day, so what's new?

In an overly ambitious attempt to never stray farfali from the daily goings on of this year's

Jail of Detailia, Ned Boltoni will be speaking every morning to recap the goings on of the day before.

I'm David Miller and I'll be hosting the show from the comfort of my home in Daroni.

And I'm Ned Bolton, and this is what I laughably call a profession.

As Italy. It's all right, David. It's actually looking and feeling very much like France today,

because later on yesterday evening, when we drove from the finish line in Novara to today's

finish line, we're still in Piermont, by the way. We ended up in a hotel. What's it called? The

hotel. I actually can't remember. I don't even know why I'm trying to remember.

But it looks like it's got like a kind of movie theme that looks like an old kind of real of film.

Well, I hadn't realized that until you pointed out. You're just looking over my shoulder.

That's right. Shinkit Chento door. No more Shinkit Chento door. That's gone. That's a couple of

hotels in the past already. I can see the, I think it's the Asti Hills just outside my window,

but mostly I can see an industrial estate to be perfectly honest. David, there's a

what appears to be on the other window. Now there's a, there is a porcelain, what you call it,

tile shop. For tiles, that's kind of thing. I think it's comes up to a car showroom.

There was a German supermarket chain called Pennymarked. I was quite excited when we arrived

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