That's going to be really difficult to do when the ball is straight, but I just put it into my mouth and I refuse to take out because it's too tasty.

And as he dies in Bolton, the car is very grateful, but I'll give it a go nonetheless. Tom Pitcock!

The top of Altares on July the 14th, confounding the hopes of an entire nation, but across the channel and particularly in Yorkshire, they are jubilant as the young man raises his arms aloft.

He is the current Olympic mountain bicycle champion. He is the current cyclocross world champion, and now he's the winner of a stage of the Tour de France on Altares.

How does it feel, Lizzie?

I feel so Yorkshire right now.

There were quite a few Yorkshire. What do you call these at the rosettes?

Oh, do you? Come on, the white rose.

Oh, the white rose, sorry. So the white rose of Yorkshire, quite a few blue and white flags, weren't there?

Yeah, there was. Yorkshire fans get everywhere. We're good people.

Are you like the Scottish, you're everywhere, but we don't know you're there. Or are you very flag waving?

I think there's a Yorkshire person around you, you know about it usually. I quite like it though, because I'm not that patriotic, but I suppose I am a proud Yorkshire woman.

Can you define what Yorkshire is?

I can.

Well, it's the biggest county, it's the friendliest county, the most genuine county.

Yeah, you should all...

And what are the characteristics of a Yorkshire person?

Well, I mean...

No nonsense?

Yeah, no nonsense.

You're certainly no nonsense, Lizzie.

Yeah, common sense through and through.

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