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Good evening gentle listener and welcome to Distractable.

Decepto.

Megalythic Mark passes up by pussyfooting and asks his friends for their worst moments.

Lord Wantless Wade has a titanic cranial crash and cringes over a canine commiseration.

Bonanza Bob, befural zoomers, bullies at band, has bilingual Bear cat broke banter, and totally drops the tuber.

From nuggets of nostalgia to podcast advice.

Yes, it's time for never hugged your teacher.

Now sit back and prepare to be distracted and enjoy the show.

Don't smile. This is going to be a terrible episode.

Hello, welcome to the terrible episode.

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