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This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

Theo Von

Comedy

4.8 • 24.2K Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2019

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts http://bit.ly/ThisPastWeekend_ Theo talks about feeling restless at night, starting a non-profit, and listens to some voicemails. This episode is brought to you by Manscaped Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code THEO at https://Manscaped.com Hit the Hotline 985-664-9503 Music Intro Sweet Child O’ Mine Cover Tiny Sandhu Outro “Makin’ It” - Bishop Gunn http://bit.ly/MakinIt_BishopGunn Find Theo Website: https://theovon.com Instagram: https://instagram.com/theovon Facebook: https://facebook.com/theovon Facebook Group: https://facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend Twitter: https://twitter.com/theovon YouTube: https://youtube.com/theovon Clips Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCiEKV_MOhwZ7OEcgFyLKilw Producer Nick https://instagram.com/realnickdavis Gunt Squad www.patreon.com/theovon Name Aaron Rasche Adam White Alaskan Rock Vodka Alex Hitchins Alex Person Alex Petralia Alex Wang Alexa harvey Andrew Valish Angelo Raygun Annmarie Reilly Anthony Holcombe Ashley Konicki Audrey Hodge Ayako Akiyama Bad Boi Benny Ben Deignan Ben in thar.. Benjamin Herron Benjamin Streit Bobby Hogan Brad Moody Brandon Kirkman Carla Huffman Charles Herbst Christian Coyne Christina Peters Christopher Becking Claire Tinkler Cody Cummings Cody Kenyon Cody Marsh Crystal Dakota Montano Dan Draper Dan Perdue Danielle Fitzgerald Danny Crook David Christopher David Smith David Witkowski Dentist the menace Diana Morton Dionne Enoch Donald blackwell Doug C Dusty Baker Fast Eddie Faye Dvorchak Felicity Black Gillian Neale Ginger Levesque Grant Stonex Greg Salazar Gunt Squad Gary J Garcia J.P. Jacob Rice Jamaica Taylor James Briscoe James Hunter Jameson Flood Jeffrey Lusero Jenna Sunde Jeremy Siddens Jeremy Weiner Jim Floyd Joaquin Rodriguez Joe Dunn Joel Henson Joey Piemonte John Kutch Johnathan Jensen Jon Blowers Jon Ross Jordan R Josh Cowger Josh Nemeyer Joy Hammonds Justin Doerr Justin L justin marcoux Kennedy Kenton call Kevin Best Kirk Cahill kristen rogers Kyle Baker Lacey Ann Laszlo Csekey Lauren Williams Lawrence Abinosa Leighton Fields Luke Bennett Mandy Picke'l Mariah Marisa Bruno Meaghan Lewis Meghan LaCasse Mike Mikocic Mike Nucci Mona McCune Nick Roma Nick Rosing Nikolas Koob Noah Bissell OK Qie Jenkins Ranger Rick Robyn Tatu Ryan Hawkins Ryan Walsh Sagar J Sarah Anderson Scoot B. Sean Scott Secka Kauz Shane Pacheco Shannon potts Shona MacArthur Stephen Selph Stephen Trottier Suzanne O'Reilly Theo Wren Thomas Adair Tim Greener Timothy Eyerman Todd Ekkebus Tom Cook Tom Kostya Travis Simpson Tugzy Mills Tyler Harrington (TJ) Victor Montano Victor S Johnson II Vince Gonsalves William Reid Peters Yvonne Zeke Harris

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0:00.0	All right, what is it, dude?
0:09.1	All right, dang, dude, man, I look like a frickin'
0:16.7	comb my hair with a damn shovel. All right, I have one pants with um,
0:26.1	and I don't know if this has ever happened to you, but I'm, I have one pants
0:30.4	with sandals, pants with sandals, and, and every time I do that, I feel my feet feel
0:42.4	like they're just up to no good, you know? My feet feel like they're,
0:48.8	my legs feel like they're being normal and my feet feel like they're being naughty.
0:53.3	Just because I guess like the cold air kind of hits them and,
0:56.3	you know, when they're just so damn exposed, if you were in, damn, uh,
1:03.4	you know, you got your damn toes out there, you're frickin' your little dangle pieces out there
1:08.7	at the end of your feet, because your toes are just like, almost like 10 small, like little
1:14.8	florida's just hanging off your body. But yeah, when I have pants on it and sandals, I feel,
1:21.7	oh, and then a doll comes up and licks your toes?
1:28.0	I mean, let's be honest, bruh, that's the dark arts right there.
1:31.7	Yeah, man.
2:01.7	Yeah.
2:27.0	That's that intro hitter right there.
2:29.6	That's uh, signing, that's uh, signing, that's tiny sand who,
2:37.1	putting that sound paste on your damn hearing, when you're hearing brushes.
2:43.0	And uh, and if you guys don't know who tiny is, tiny is a, you know, he's at rare earth element.
2:49.8	Tiny sand who is a man, you know, when this pod, you know, when we first started doing this,
2:55.2	he, he, he, he, he would send us sound. And he records deep in the earth. We don't know where he's
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