Never, Always, Should (F*** Jerry Lewis)
Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People
Chris Gethard
4.8 • 9K Ratings
🗓️ 14 November 2023
⏱️ 87 minutes
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Summary
This week’s caller and Gethard have a lot in common. Two North Jersey guys with ties to the local music scene, who work hard to make their art, and have complicated feelings about how they define failure and success. They talk about all of this, plus the caller’s decision to retire as an artist now that he’s about to have a kid, and how all of this affects and is affected by moving through the world as an amputee with cerebral palsy.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hello to everybody who used to buy your seven inches at Medit Rock. It's Beautiful |
| 0:09.9 | anonymous, one hour, one phone call no names no holds barred |
| 0:17.0 | I'd rather go one on one I think it'll be more fun and I'll get to know you and you'll get to know me. |
| 0:28.0 | Hi everybody, Chris Gatherd here and as you know we are now in an independent era where I have reserved the right to do long |
| 0:33.9 | intros. |
| 0:34.9 | Not everybody loves the long intros. |
| 0:37.4 | A lot of people do though. |
| 0:38.9 | A lot of people feel long intros. |
| 0:40.1 | If you're in it for the phone call and you want to skip to the phone call, you want to skip about 12 minutes ahead. |
| 0:45.0 | Maybe 11 and a half, 12 minutes, that's about when things wrap up, then you're going to enjoy a really great phone call. |
| 0:52.0 | Hi everybody, Chris Gatherd here. a really great phone call. |
| 0:55.0 | Hi everybody, Chris Gethard here, and I'm so excited to welcome you to another episode |
| 0:59.0 | of Beautiful Anonymous, |
| 1:01.0 | a show that I always feel lucky to do and that I feel profoundly |
| 1:06.1 | lucky to do right now. |
| 1:08.1 | We just finished recording today's call. |
| 1:09.8 | I'm going to tell you more about that call in a minute and it's a great one. |
| 1:17.0 | I'm going to go so far as to say one of the all-time great ones for a few different reasons. |
| 1:22.0 | Talk about that momentarily. |
| 1:24.0 | First of all, I just want to say before I even get into that, just a very honest hope that |
| 1:30.0 | everyone's doing okay. This show has always been about empathy, connecting, sharing stories, |
| 1:36.5 | finding ways that we can identify ourselves in each other's stories, finding ways that we can |
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