Hey everybody, this is Chad and I just wanted before we started the show to let you know that December 3rd in Madison, Wisconsin, I am going to be recording a special at the Orphium Theater in Madison.

It's going to be exciting as shit. I'm so excited to be doing it in Madison because that city has been a home away from home for me.

Everybody that works at the club, the family that owns the club, all of the staff, the city of Madison has been very, very good to me.

I'm excited to go there and also if you live in Chicago or Minneapolis, you can drive there or if you live in Milwaukee or Appleton or anywhere. There's an airport. It doesn't matter. You can come. I know I have shit on traveling for comedy in the past specifically to see me.

But man, oh man, would I like to blow the doors off this theater and get one of these fancy, dancing specials recorded.

The Orphium, that's incredible. That's such a great place.

Yeah, it's going to be awesome. It's going to be the first comedian to ever record a special at this Orphium and tickets go on sale. They're on sale. They're on sale as a Friday.

Let's get there on one show and two shows, two shows, Chad Daniels dot com and hang in. There might be an even more exciting announcement regarding the two shows. But for now, this is it.

I'm looking forward to recording December 3rd, Orphium, Madison, Wisconsin, tickets available at Chad Daniels dot com backslash tour.

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Hey everybody, this is Chad Daniels and you have landed in the middle of somewhere. Hello, you may notice a different tone in my voice.

Today as I am in a very, very good mood despite a couple things trying to bring me down, including the rope that was attached to an anchor on my lily pad underwater.

It doesn't matter. I'm smiling. I'm in a great mood. Thanks for coming back and joining us across from me as always is Cyrus, Amanson.

It's nice to see you Chad. I assume the lily pad is a term for some sort of floatation device and you haven't anchored plants to your shoreline. Is that correct?

Well, I have a lily pad is a three inch piece of foam that unrolls into a makeshift raft. But it's not like a raft where you start to sizzle because all the water evaporates.

You kind of it sinks down in the water. You lay in the water, but you're still being supported by this foam so you don't go all the way underwater. It's very fun.

Kids love you can have wrestling matches on it. It is a great time, but there is an anchor that goes straight down from it on a bungee cord.

And I don't know if I've mentioned this on the show before, but I'm all alone. I'm all alone to do everything by myself.

And just Chad out on a lily pad crying about no one will wrestle me. I have no kids to wrestle.

You'll never know if I'm crying because like I said, you're already laying in water. It's the perfect place to go sweat and or cry.

Speaking of crying, why is your head so red? What is going on with your skull right now?

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