4.8 • 3.8K Ratings
🗓️ 18 February 2014
⏱️ 123 minutes
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0:00.0 | Oh, yeah, hello, welcome to Meldown Comics, the nerd melt theater and the epicenter of Hollywood, California, |
0:22.5 | Harman Town is now in session. |
0:25.2 | Welcome to this stage, the mayor of Harman Town, |
0:38.7 | Dan Harman. |
0:43.3 | Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. |
0:47.9 | Fuck you, mom, I'm a fucking daddy in the mouth. |
0:50.3 | I fucked you daddy from the north to the south, |
0:52.8 | predictable rhymes and I don't care, I'm still rapping. |
0:55.4 | Rappin' like I was a butt, that's crapin'. |
0:57.5 | Crapin' in the toilet that is your ears. |
0:59.9 | Dominatin' your desires and fears. |
1:02.3 | Freestyle, rapping like I've never done before. |
1:04.4 | Fuck you mama, on the ceiling, fuck your mama, on the floor. |
1:06.9 | I'm rapping freestyle rapping sounds like it's written, but I'm freestyle rapping didn't think about it in the green room at all |
1:14.3 | Now I'm gonna fucking mama in the summer and fall fucking mama fuck your daddy on the street |
1:19.1 | Fucking mama in her mouth fucking daddy on his feet come on his toes put on his shoes |
1:23.9 | Take him downtown and show him the blues teach him how to roll with the blacks teach him how to feel his slacks |
1:31.2 | take them shopping take them shopping love her jacks |
1:48.8 | Fuck an intense |
1:50.8 | I don't know if you've ever spit fire before but it comes through you like |
1:55.0 | the term spit implies that it starts inside you it's not true it comes to the back of your head |
2:02.7 | it goes back to mythology there's a the the band-aid on the back of Marcellus Wallace's neck |
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