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This is Frank Skinner on Absolute Absolute Radio dot Co. UK. Forgive me, we were just talking about Eddie Scharr's

launch of the today newspaper,

in case you wonder about...

Those are the kind of hot news stories you'll be hearing this morning exactly and this some of you

will be too young for that but four four of our listeners. Basically this this bloke bragged that he was going to put the first

color pictures in newspapers. It's a bit of a revolution like the the way the papers in Harry Potter have moving pictures.

You know, it was kind of that kind of level of tech.

And when they came out, they were all blurred. All the colors were slightly not on top of each other

And I thought I was looking inside for my 3D spectacles

That's really what they looked like a misprint in a comic book. Yeah exactly.

Oh, but I used to, when I was a kid they used to get those, the collars would be over the

line in a comic book and it was okay, it was part of the sort of thing. But in the

newspaper it made you feel

sick in the mornings you could barely make these people out they never got over it

today became yesterday the problem Frank, he went too soon. Did he? I heard that.

No, he went too soon with the launch. Yeah. Don't launch until you're ready.

No, exactly. Thank you, Adele. Anyway, I've been out and about

I've had my hair cut this week. I noticed and I think it's actually successful. I don't. Why not? It's a lovely

haircut. It's not the one I asked for. What did you ask for? I said I'd like it really super short around the side so you can see skin

I said but I want the line I need I want to see the line I don't don't don't fade it.

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