meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Nepo Burger, with Josh Gondelman

Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Jesse Thorn

Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.83.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2025

⏱️ 74 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

On this week’s episode, we welcome back comedian, Josh Gondelman, to chat about his new special (Positive Reinforcement), gundam dogs, news from t-shirts, the Stankus Test, and so much more!

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

Give a little time for the child within you.

0:03.4

Don't be afraid to be young and free.

0:06.1

Undo the locks and throw away the keys and take off your shoes and sucks and run you.

0:11.4

It's Jordan Jesse Go. I am Jesse Thorne, America's Radio sweetheart.

0:15.4

Jordan Morris, boy, detective.

0:17.2

I just lost a fight with a satsumatree, Jordan.

0:20.8

I'm bleeding out here. There is a, in my yard,

0:26.6

there's a satsuma tree that originally was in like a pot on my front patio in my former home.

0:34.0

And my mom, I think, bought it for me at Costco or something.

0:39.4

And she brought it down.

0:41.5

And it never quite fruited.

0:46.6

And it never got bigger than about, I don't know, two and a half, three feet tall.

0:50.9

First of all, just going to want to, you know, go back, mind this for all the possible details.

0:54.3

Thrilled to hear that Judy is a Costco fan.

0:58.4

So your interest in Costco is like a, you know, it's like a family tradition.

0:59.0

Yeah.

1:04.1

So, I mean, I think I've mentioned before that my original passion for Costco came when my father first got his disability certified and had like a $20,000 inheritance from a dead aunt. And the combination of

1:15.1

those two things, my father's service disability and that $20,000 meant I got a color television

1:21.3

cable, a two-year-old Honda Accord wagon for our family to replace the metallic brown Chevrolet Nova that we

1:28.7

had previously been driving. And then we joined Costco. My dad also got subscribed to CD DJ,

1:36.9

which was like the cable digital music service. He's like, well, never have to buy CDs because I'm getting digital music right through my

1:47.2

cable box.

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Jesse Thorn, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Jesse Thorn and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2025.