NEO Will Bang Your Wife

Conspiracy Social Club AKA Deep Waters

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4.5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 November 2025

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Sam and Dylan are back to break down all the biggest stories in the world such as…

Biaches are out here buying Erewhon sushi with EBT cards.

SNAP benefits are secretly engineered to spark civil unrest — setting the stage for martial law.

The U.S. government is pure evil and sucks at everything… except corn production.

The Bank of England:

1) Helped win World War II alongside the Nazis.

2) Was chopping it up with Mike Johnson and Chuck Schumer — and told them to shut the U.S. government down.

3) Is planning to mass murder us

Sam's stadium is the entire world, and his batting average puts Vladdy Jr. to shame.

Gavin Newsom grew up a poor Dominican

If you're on EBT, start packing b/c you're headed to Camp Walmart.

The Bank of England gave all the SNAP money to Larry Ellison so we can build AI corn.

Queer Fight Club exists and it's as electric as it sounds

NEO the AI robot is going to bang everyone's wives.

Nvidia is now the third-largest country in the world.

Bill Gates vs. Greta Thunberg: The Climate Smackdown.

Trump is a Bolshevik.

Pam Bondi is out here pardoning family members.

Breaking news from the world of heavies.

Best seat on an airplane? Between George W. Bush Jr. and Osama bin Laden.

Prop 50 is probably gonna pass

Who's worse for kids — Democrats or Republicans? Embrace debate.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hello, family. How are you? Hi. So, um, a little bit of an update. Can we get a shot on Ryan on this real quick? Yeah, let's just cut to Ryan really quickly. Ryan. So some of the sounds going to be a little weird. Yeah, and you guys hate the audio already. It's already bad. If you hate the audio, you're going to more hate the audio. Oh my gosh, are you going to more hate the audio?
0:21.0	Wow.
0:21.3	And we're trying, dude.
0:22.4	He's the son of a banker.
0:23.8	You'll find out that today. you're going to more hate the audio. Oh my gosh, are you going to more hate the audio?
0:24.9	And we're trying, dude. He's the son of a banker. You'll find out that today.
0:28.8	Yeah, really, really big revelation. Big up at Deutsche Bank. Yeah, big up at Deutsche Bank. And he's here and he's learning. Ryan's kind of going into the wild, kind of trying to get away from his father's legacy. He never wears shoes. And he did not check the audio levels of this podcast. So the first, a little bit of this show. Three seconds. Three seconds. Three minutes? What was it? Something like that. So the first bit of this podcast is going to be the audio is going to be coming from the cameras. It not going to sound that great it's still going to be great though i think we talked about like we talked
0:57.7	about um heavies we talked about FEMA camps snap who lots of cool stuff um dude this is an action
1:09.1	packed up we get to the comment of the week if you want to be the comment of the week in the comments right now let Oh, we get to the comment of the week.
1:10.8	If you want to be the comment of the week, get in the comments right now, let us know. We probably just lost comment of the week in the bad audio. But after, there is hope after the bad audio, the last 45 minutes or so. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Yeah. So anyways, enjoy the show. Enjoy the show. Thank you for watching. Subscribe. Thanks for watching. Goodbye.
1:28.5	Sorry.
1:32.8	Welcome to Deepwater.
1:37.4	Where are you going right now?
1:39.6	They crank the 5G up and then we just all get shaking and bake in microwave.
1:45.0	I love it.
1:47.0	I didn't say that, you absolute moron.
1:50.0	There is no Diant Source. Those are Nephilim giants from the Bible.
1:54.0	And Lucifer is in the Vatican?
1:56.0	Yes.
1:57.0	Oh, okay, got it.
1:58.0	I think space is probably like...
2:00.0	Just a giant liquid. Build it up, feel the well, when it. I think space is probably like just a giant liquid.
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