Hello. Have you ever found yourself in need of a quick drink? Like you go, ah shit, if I could just take a real quick drink before I go in here, just something real quick quick, just to loosen me up before I go to this child's recital or maybe job interview or surgery and you just need

a little something to get you a little bit loose. Well, introducing vape a haul. It's a quick

alcohol vape that you can just hit in the privacy of your car. It doesn't leave too much of an odor

and now you are set. Three puffs is the equivalent to two ounces of 40% alcohol.

And that's just kind of a new technology I've created.

It is banned in 76 countries.

But in the ones that aren't, you are hearing this ad.

So congratulations.

Thank you so much for having me.

I am Sophia Alexander.

Wow.

What an honor, truly. Thank you so much for coming on the show. Hello.

Yes. I am the CEO and president and customer, satisfied customer of ShampiPack. have you ever had that's right okay go on shampy pack have you ever wish that your fanny pack was instead

just filled with liquor and had a little straw that went from it into your mouth.

And if the liquor was champagne, welcome to fucking champybacks.

Woo!

We go all ranges.

We can get you a Vuv-Clico.

We can get you a little dumb.

We can get you the Kirkland signature, which is what I'm rocking today.

As always, we are waiting for Costco to call us and come through with that sponsorship because Kirkland over everything.

And by the way, I'm Miles Gray.

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