Hi, I am Neil Young and I feel good about being Conan's friend.

Well hello Conan O'Brien here with another episode of my podcast. Conan O'Brien needs

a friend and I'm joined by my loyal team, my assistant of How many years, how many years

have you been with me? Oh my god, it's going to be almost 11.

Is it almost 11 years? I know. It seems longer. Yeah, it does.

No, you've been a good and trusted ally. That's nice. Yeah, let's just leave it at that.

When you guys first hired me, you said, you know, they'd love a five year commitment and

I was like five years. Oh my god. Exactly what my wife said. I said, I'd like a five

year commitment. She said, what? With you, with that body. And I was like, oh, she was

like, well, would you be working out? And would there be certain surgical enhancements?

So those were all handled. And I got a five year commitment. Okay. Yeah. And there's

still with you. Well, there have been major payouts. Certain points across the way. She

got a very good lawyer. Anyway, yes, we've been together contractually 17 years. And

I'm also joined by our, he says he's the producer, Matt Gourley. And I do prize you, Matt,

you're very good at what you do. And once I determine what that is, I'll be even more

impressed. Same here. I'm not sure what I do. No, you're, you're a calm, cool presence.

I don't quite know what it is you do. I know you make little tweaks here and there.

Oh, I do more than little tweaks. I piece this whole thing together.

We're talking about we just bribble, babble, right? And then you press record and then

you press stop when we're done. I don't will does that. Oh, will. There's, I have no

buttons here. Me anywhere. Let's give that's true. Let's give a shout out to our master

DJ funk, funk genius. Will back then will will is back there and will is always sitting

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