WISER & The Brouser

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It's Wizard in the Bruiser.

Hello everybody and welcome back to the tragic comedy that is Wizard in the Bruiser.

I'm your bruiser. That's not to be confused with the loser. Hold McNeely.

And I am the Wizard, Jake Young. Roll 20 and you get to cast the sex spell.

Critical boning.

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A lot of critical boning will be happening on this week's podcast.

We've got the ladies' favorite on the docket tonight.

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It's Neil Gaiman.

Oh, the Britishman?

The Britishman indeed.

He comes from the crazy land of Britain where they have scones and a tea time every day at 3 o'clock.

I never quite understood as a kid whether or not his name was Neil Gaiman or Gaiman.

Guyman? Both are just very manly names.

Yeah, it was always Gaiman and I always made fun of him for him. He has to word gay in his name. That's not true at all, actually. I mean, if we're going to make fun of any British comic figure, we should make fun of Michael Moorcock. Yes, Michael Morcock. Michael Slave Boy, Morcock has got to be the worst name for a comic book writer. And, of course, his penciler, Dr. Pedophile, which was, I don't know why you wouldn't change that. First of all, what kind of parents gives their kid a first name doctor? I'll tell you why they do it. It's that they'll raise a young doctor, right? So I get that part. But the last name, you know, I understand, because back in the day it was like if you were um shoeman that usually meant you

were like a shoemaker or something like that so of course we know the lineage there but um i still

feel bad for i i can't believe i'm still talking about this made of person i mean we all we

i mean have you ever read 2000 ad like it's probably in there somewhere absolutely it's

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