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The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert

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4.4 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 23 September 2022

⏱️ 31 minutes

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An appeals court obliterated the former president’s defense in his classified documents case, and even Sean Hannity was confused when T**** rattled off conspiracy theories in an attempt to change the subject. Also, if you’re working from home right now, it’s a good idea to check your house for squirrels. And America’s favorite astrophysicist is a huge fan of the Webb Telescope and the incredible feats of engineering that made possible the images of the universe that it is beaming back to Earth. Check out his new book, “Starry Messenger: Cosmic Perspectives on Civilization,” available everywhere now! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to The Late Show, everybody. I'm your host,
0:07.5	Stephen Colbert, you know, over the last six years.
0:11.0	Over the last six years, we've all had a lot of fun with the idea that nothing
0:16.0	means anything, there are no consequences, tear up your history,
0:19.0	books, and live in a cave. But occasionally, every so often,
0:24.0	and this is one of those so often, something means something.
0:29.0	And meaning of any kind is kryptonite for former president,
0:33.0	the Count of Mostly Crisco.
0:37.0	Long time.
0:42.0	Long time viewers of America will recall that last month,
0:46.0	the FBI went into Mar-a-Lago and found a bunch of documents
0:49.0	that are super top secret, which is super top illegal.
0:53.0	And the former president has desperately been trying to install
0:56.0	the investigation because he is super top guilty.
1:01.0	Allegedly.
1:04.0	We're good, lawyers good? Okay.
1:07.0	And right away, he got some help from conservative judge
1:10.0	and girl from the ring who went to law school.
1:16.0	Eileen Cannon. Judge Cannon appalled the legal community
1:20.0	when she ruled the Justice Department could not use the
1:23.0	over 100 classified documents found at Mar-a-Lago
1:26.0	in their criminal investigation of the over 100 classified documents
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