This is a Rooster Teeth production.

Good morning from hell.

You're good for inclinating me with my sidekick.

My trusty trusty sidekick, Chris. Chris Hale.

So I died about a year ago and my eternal punishment is to do this podcast where we interview everyone in the afterlife.

And my associate here, the brother of Satan,

recently dubbed the Secretary of War under the new regime in hell.

How's that going?

Well, I mean, you know, we're sending spies up every day, but they keep, they keep getting captured and either killed or sent back down.

I think it's because the, the, the giant horns, they're very hard to conceal.

And as soon as you try to shop them off or shave them off, they grow back.

So it's, it's quite frustrating, you know, those, also the wings that we're equipping them with.

You got to understand our, our military budget, not the best.

So, you know, the wings that they keep getting, you know, getting strapped on, they just keep breaking and, you know, they stand out like a sore thumb around the angels.

You know, the white, flowy gowns, all of ours are kind of dirty and have like pistons and stuff.

It's, it's tough. It's a tough job, Chris.

Have you tried like a long, long, really long oval halo, you know, that could hide the horns?

No, I'm going to write that down. That's actually a great idea.

Normally you have shit ideas, but at this point, anything, anything, I'll take anything.

Hey, you know what? This, this is why we pay you the big bucks.

This is why you're my, my secretary of secretary of war.

I'm an idea, man.

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