Neighbors keep stealing my laundry soap, so I replace it with bleach.

Here's what happened.

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This happened a little while ago.

I used to live on the third floor of an apartment that had its laundry in the basement,

which means four flights of stairs for me, no elevator.

And I have a newborn, so I'm washing quite a bit.

So we have cubbies in the laundry room for our soap and stuff.

I lived there a year and never had any issue leaving my soap down there.

Apparently some new people had moved in that were using my soap. When I realized

it, I left a note asking that they stop. Nothing. They kept using it. Okay, now I'm ticked.

I got two bottles of soap, a blue colored one and a clear colored one.

I marked the bottles clearly that they belonged to me, so they couldn't accidentally say they thought

they were theirs. I filled the blue soap with blue writ dye, filled the clear soap with unsented

bleach, and waited.

It didn't take long.

The next morning I hear screaming coming from the laundry room.

Four floors up.

I heard it.

I waited a while and ventured downstairs.

In the laundry room I found a bunch of wet clothes in the garbage that were all bleach stained.

Four days later, I saw a young man get into a car

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