Neighbors From Outer Space By Francess Lantz

I Am The Cute One

Cloud10

Comedy, Tv & Film

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2023

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

On the brink of exhaustion after being terrorized by Chelsea's daughter all weekend, Donny completes the cycle of abuse by traumatizing the Cuties with a very detailed Jonas Brothers tweet. Then, the duo cross the Rainbow Bridge to cover Neighbors From Outer Space (which does not include biting off fingernails) and also... fables, some of which may be made up. They also discuss their favorite commercials, their weirdest neighbors, and Donny's hatred of space. And Chelsea sings. Again. For bonus episodes and unedited & unhinged audio and video recaps, subscribe to our Patreon! If today's episode makes you laugh (or scream), please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're invited to I Am The Cute One, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe.
0:05.0	Let's spike the punch, grind to usher, and recap some of the cutest movies that need our millennial minds explode.
0:12.0	Hello, I am Chelsea, and I am The Cute One.
0:15.0	And I'm Donnie, and I am The Cute One.
0:17.0	And we are here today to cover neighbors from outer space.
0:21.0	Or pride and prejudice. It is just as long.
0:24.0	This book felt like the longest book I've ever read.
0:27.0	And I enjoyed it. It just never felt like it was going to end.
0:32.0	Well, in our defense, we have been covering books meant for literal seven-year-olds.
0:37.0	So, you know, this one was a leap, a jump.
0:40.0	I really enjoyed it. When we were talking about covering books, this was a book that stood out to me as like,
0:46.0	Oh, we have to cover. I couldn't even remember the name. I was like,
0:49.0	I just remember Mr. Clean, and there was an alien, and it was chaotic.
0:52.0	And luckily, one of our cuties speaks fluent Chelsea, and it was like,
0:56.0	I know the book you're speaking of.
0:58.0	Somebody has to, because I don't know how they picked it up with what you were saying.
1:01.0	Before we get into this book, how you doing there, big guy?
1:06.0	How do you hold enough? For the cuties listening, Donnie has had quite a week.
1:10.0	Number one, he visited me, and my daughters ran him fucking ragged.
1:15.0	He was exhausted by hour five with my children.
1:19.0	And then, Donnie is recording hungover after his basically public masturbation to the Jonas Brothers last night.
1:27.0	And I will say a little tidbit about the cuties. They're fake as hell.
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