Neighboring in the Time of the Coronavirus | Danny Meyer
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 1 May 2020
⏱️ 37 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:02.7 | Hey everybody what's going on? |
| 0:07.1 | Welcome to another episode of the Daily Social Distance and Show. |
| 0:10.0 | I'm Trevor Noah and today is day 45 of us staying inside to try and ghost corona. |
| 0:16.1 | That's right corona, you don't know where we be, we're at home but you don't know where |
| 0:20.0 | we be. |
| 0:21.0 | And here's your quarantine tip of the day. |
| 0:22.6 | If you're alone at home and you're getting bored, just pick a fight with yourself. |
| 0:26.8 | That way you have makeup sex to look forward to. |
| 0:29.5 | Anyway, on tonight's episode we look at how coronavirus is infecting our dreams. |
| 0:33.8 | Roy with Junior and Michael Costa catch up on the weird state of sports and we chat to |
| 0:38.8 | the founder of Shake Shack to find out why they took that small business money. |
| 0:43.5 | So let's get into it. |
| 0:44.7 | Welcome to the Daily Social Distance and Show. |
| 0:49.4 | From Trevor's couch in New York City to York couch somewhere in the world. |
| 0:53.9 | This is the Daily Social Distance and Show with Trevor Noah. |
| 0:57.4 | Here's the dish. |
| 1:00.2 | Although things may seem dark right now, it's important to remember that there's |
| 1:04.2 | also light up ahead. |
| 1:06.2 | And yes, that light may just be the world on fire but beyond that light is another light. |
| 1:11.9 | And that second light is what I like to call array of sunshine. |
| 1:15.6 | Let's kick it off with the heroes of the pandemic. |
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