It's the Kidcratic Morning Show with Kelly Raspberry. Oh, my nipples are poking out. Big Al Mack. Keep proving, girl. And J.C. Chavez. A show business, baby. It's the Kid Cratic Morning Show. All right, got love letters. Kelly coming up in about 40 minutes. I love experts going to be helping you out. I feel more zen now.

You do.

I don't think my therapist for that.

I'm very zen.

I don't let the small stuff get to me. But something happened over the weekend that I didn't let get to me at the time. The more I think about it, the more upset I'm getting. Classic. Now before I tell you this story, I want you to picture that one kid in your neighborhood that was always on a bike and would stop next to you and say something, like maybe one word

thing, and then pedal off as hard as he could.

You know that kid?

Just that pedaling fast kid that's always on his bike just around the neighborhood.

Okay.

Now picture that kid when I tell you this story about a grown woman.

Kinsey and I went to go pick up my son at his friend's house on Saturday night and it had been a long day. I had road tripped with Anna and Justin so I was tired. But Kinsey wanted to go get food and stuff. My son was playing with her friend and so around 8.30 we go to pick up my son. Actually, more close to nine o'clock.

So it's late. Yeah. And we're out front of my friend's house, tell my son to come out. He comes out

running, and he gets in my car. And behind him comes his friend's mom. And she came over to talk to us,

because I used to, I coach her son. So she was just catching up with us.

And she's kneeling down next to my window.

But I couldn't help her to notice this glow in the dark necklace that was zooming about 50 feet from me.

I could just see this glow in the dark person just on a bike.

I'm like, what's that kid doing out this late at night?

Then I see two more little glowing orbs and it's dogs, not on leashes, just running around with this bike.

Okay.

Then this bike starts riding right next to my car and makes a circle.

And it's kind of a cul-de-sac around my car, but kind of close.

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