Neighbor runs over my slowdown safety cones, so I fill them with concrete.

Here's what happened.

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So this

kids were skating in a quarterpipe when this truck comes around the corner with a Bubba driving

and he sees my daughter come off the quarterpipe.

And instead of slowing down he floors it and

rips past my house still accelerating while yelling something about keep out of the road.

I yelled back for him to slow down. The following weekend

I'm out mowing my lawn and I see this guy coming. So I walk out to the edge and try to

wave him down to talk and Bubbaba floors it again, laughing like a maniac

as he goes flying by with his engine redlining.

This guy's a nut.

So I go to the hardware store and pick up three of those three foot orange safety cones, and I put a sign on each one of them. Slow down residential neighborhood, kids at play.

A few days later, I come outside and find the cones have been run over. I already

know who did it. I'm pretty ticked off, like really angry, and in that anger I came up with my most brilliant plan. I went to the

hardware store and purchased three new cones along with cement and steel rebar.

I filled those things with rebar and cement and let them set. After the cones

were ready I put them back out in the side of the road by my house with the same

three signs as before. It didn't take long. Two days later I'm tinkering in my garage and I hear

that truck engine revving up as the Bubba goes pedal to the metal. I look up just in time to see his

truck steered towards the shoulder to run over the cones.

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