Neighbor calls my DISABLED KID the R-WORD for Walking Funny... l Destroy Her Dreams of being a Cop
Am I the Jerk?
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🗓️ 16 October 2023
⏱️ 22 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Neighbor calls my disabled kid the R word for walking funny, so I destroy her dreams of becoming a cop. |
| 0:06.8 | Here's what happened. Subscribe to Am I the jerk on YouTube and hit the bell for notifications. |
| 0:12.8 | For a bit of background, my next door neighbor is Slash was a college student. She lived with our |
| 0:18.1 | actual neighbor, her boyfriend. Typical, crazy college kid. Weekend parties, drinking on her patio |
| 0:24.2 | at all hours of the night, and weird hours. You know the drill. I figured she was trying to |
| 0:29.4 | experience college life. So why not? You do you, lady. Anyways, one summer night last year, |
| 0:35.6 | she was sitting out on her back patio with her girlfriends doing their drunk thing. I'm out, |
| 0:40.4 | wrapping up on some stuff with my toddler daughter. She at the same time had a medical thing going |
| 0:45.2 | on that caused her to walk a little weird. Nothing life altering and something that would heal |
| 0:49.7 | over time. She did have a weeble waddle to her, especially when running. Sometimes she would fall |
| 0:55.6 | right over. She was out running around with the dog and the lady's next door were waving and |
| 1:00.4 | telling her how cute she was. All good. We go back inside and I hand her off real quick to the |
| 1:05.3 | husband. I want to go to the bedroom real fast to change the sheets for bed later. I hurry up. |
| 1:10.2 | Now to set the scene, my bedroom is the closest to the patio next door. The windows are open because |
| 1:15.6 | it gets super hot in there, even with AC during the day and the lights off. I can do this by the |
| 1:20.7 | light of the hallway I figure. I can clearly hear what they're talking about next door. |
| 1:25.2 | Did you see the way she was walking? What a little R word. My little R word. My little R word. |
| 1:32.7 | Singing the cheerful tone of my little pony. I guess because that was what my kid had been |
| 1:37.6 | wearing. This was followed by sounds I suppose my neighbor felt a mentally challenged child would |
| 1:42.4 | make. And a brorest laughter. No, you did not. They didn't realize anyone could hear them, |
| 1:49.6 | but I had the lights flipped on and was at the window and shouting in record time. |
| 1:54.2 | Stay right there, lady. Absolute dead silence as they realize someone heard them. I come flying |
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