So, I remember once when I was in school there was a dispute over who could use the gym and when they could use the gym.

Me and my buddies were really like using the gym.

And there was a ball cart and the ball cart I mean it wasn't

lockable just had the basketballs and volleyball and stuff in there and it wasn't

really clear there's disagreement among the faculty about whether the gym could be used in off hours and

we're kids we just want to play ball we weren't doing anything bad I mean really honestly I did

bad things but I wasn't doing anything bad when we were playing basketball is very

harmless. So we go in there all the time after hours. The gym was ever unlocked.

We just go to the ball guard and we play ball. There's one guy. He was like the basketball has to stop and he

couldn't really get a consensus for it. So he just solved it by taking matters

into his own hands. He went and bought a locking mechanism and he put it on the ball cart.

We went in there one day and we went to get the basketballs out and it was locked. I'm like, oh.

Well, there's not much we can really do about that.

I guess we're kind of done here.

Then the next day or maybe the next week or whatever at school,

I asked the guy, did you lock the ball cart? And very defiantly, he was like, as a matter of fact, I did.

I'm like, huh.

Well, I guess that kind of settles it.

And that was the end of the Can You Play Basketball

after hours controversy of whatever year that was.

Dude just finally brute force took matters into his own hands and resolved the thing.

Likewise, Nehemiah is trying to collect all of the runaway rapid-fire tennis balls of

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