So, We got a puppy recently which is pretty awesome. She's adorable. She's got blue eyes.

She's a little white wolf. She's half Pomeranian, half husky.

And she's fun, fun, fun, fun, and breathes life into our household.

She's an idiot because she's a puppy but she's figuring it out and she's going to grow into it.

And she's learned very quickly that I am the Alpha of the pack and she behaves pretty dang well when I'm around.

She can get a little rambunctious and mischievous and get into a little bit of trouble when I'm not around, but when I'm there things

go pretty well.

So the other day I decided to take a risk.

House is all clean, it's looking real sharp, I'm feeling good about it, and I look at my window and there's somebody out there at the end of the driveway who I want to go greet real quick.

I know it'll be very fast.

I look over at the pup and I think, well, I'm going to let you just stay out and have the run of the house because I think you can handle

that responsibility for a couple minutes. I think you know what the expectations are around

here. And so I went and I talked with this person and it was

even quicker tonight expected a very quick conversation very nice I came back in and

in that brief amount of time that had elapsed,

all destructive hurricane of chaos

had broken loose at the hands of that little gremlin demon.

She obliterated everything. She chewed up multiple items. She both turded the floor and urinated the floor just that quick both duties immediately.

The only thing she didn't do was barf, but given the way everything else worked out,

I would assume she just did that and scarfed it down as well.

I mean, telling you, this is a puppy, she's an idiot, whatever.

And so I learned the lesson, even two minutes,

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