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How was I to know that having a nice laugh with your dog was an invitation to getting my arm

pumped?

Have you just moved in?

No, it'd been here 11 years.

Do you like what we've done with the place?

You don't sit on the loo, you see, do you?

I do from having a sh-

Welcome to this podcast that we call wanging on with Graham and Maria. I'm Graham. That's Maria. And as usual, we'll be offering you, you know, help with life's dilemmas. Sometimes we actually do help. Not often, but we sometimes do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's questionable. Okay, here's the thing. I read a fact. Yeah. It said the average person, apparently, admits telling two lies a day. Do you think that's true? I think you tell far more than that. One tells far more lies than that. Yes, I feel like admitting to two lies was already a lie. Yeah. No, I think white lies are good. White lies are good. What's the... When does it cross...

I mean, obviously, did you murder that man?

No.

It's a bad lie.

Well, yes, and that's not a white lie.

No.

That's quite a big lie.

I think it's a big one.

That's a mortal sin.

Uh-oh, here we go.

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