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You Up with Nikki Glaser

Comedy Central

Tv & Film, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.6 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2019

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Nikki talks about the week with her friends Anya & Andrew. Weird men, orgasms, HS superlatives - lots to cover this week! SUBSCRIBE NOW for the best stuff from You Up w/ Nikki Glaser and listen every Monday thru Thursday at 10am Eastern/7am Pacific on Comedy Central Radio, SiriusXM, channel 95! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:03.0	Hey guys, welcome to the podcast.
0:06.0	It's the You Up Podcast.
0:07.0	I'm Nicky Glazer.
0:08.0	You're whoever you are.
0:10.0	Thank you for listening this week and every week.
0:12.0	Or if you're just joining us, what a great episode to start with.
0:15.9	I'm here in my apartment in New York City
0:18.7	to walk you through this week's episodes of You Up. That is the show that I do on Serious XM.
0:26.0	We have a clip from every single day of the show Monday through Thursday
0:29.5	and we're gonna walk you through it.
0:31.3	I'm here joined by two you up regulars in my apartment in New York
0:36.0	We just had lunch and now we're doing this podcast. It's Andrew Colin
0:39.4	Hey everybody. Thanks for having me Nicky
0:46.7	This isn't a panel about... But we're sitting very panel-like I feel like very panel-ish. The reason we have to sit
0:50.4	like this which is we're on my couch all facing the same
0:53.0	direction and Andrew's on the right side of me on your marina on my left. The reason we're
0:58.4	sitting like this hello on you marina. I'm right up your ass too. Yeah you're very close which I like Andrew don't take a note
1:05.6	from her book I don't mind her being this close because I know I just chewed gum
1:09.6	oh sorry I was just chewing gum because I wanted to try to be close to you for audio
1:15.4	That's nice of you. But I I spit it out because I'm a professional.
1:19.0	Um, okay I have a story to tell. So yesterday I go to meet my realtor for the fourth showing of the day.
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