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How you guys doing? Doing okay. Yeah. I love your intro. Yeah? Thanks. Makes us feel very professional until the penis jokes start three seconds later. It gives us 30 seconds of credibility. Yeah. I'm going to have to come up with some like, I'm going to have to watch clips of like news anchors and like their jargon, what they say when shows start. I'll have to maybe work some of that in. Everything I've been doing so far is just off the top of the head. Yeah. Might have to steal some content from the actual professionals. from last week's show we might need the Will Ferrell Anchorman clip of the Scot, Scott, Scotch, Scott, Scotch on my throat. Oh, from the, what the fuck good. Did we even talk about that episode? What were doing? You were drinking scotch. That's what we're talking about. Oh, the Jefferson Davis 8. That's what it was. Jeff Davis 8. Yeah.

There's only two glasses.

It's good, huh?

It was on top of the double gins I had had at the pool before that.

Double gin and grapefruit juice.

It was tasty.

It is always tasty at the pool.

I, uh, Ian, I watched the remake, the new I Know What You Did Last Summer. You watched this yet. It is not good. It is ridiculous. We're the first ones because I watched both of those and it was really just for Sarah Michelle Geller and Jennifer Lough-Huett. Yeah. Those are ridiculous too, but somehow they seemed okay. Well, yeah. They were never the greatest. They were half dressed the entire time. It was fucking awesome. This remake's not good. All those people are in it again. Oh, really? Yeah. They're older. Freddy Prenz is in it. There's a little quick cameo from Sarah Michelle Geller and she killed in one of them. Is this a remake? Not a remake like a modern day sequel. Sorry,

not a remake. Sarah Michelle Geller was killed in one of them. Well, then you can imagine what her

cameo was. They're going to Halloween this. I won't spoil it, but quick cameo. Okay. You don't need to watch it, though, because it's... I'm not going to watch it. Don't waste your time. She still looks good, though. I will tell you that. Yeah, I saw her recent. So does Jennifer Love Hewitt. Yeah, absolutely. Did you ever watch the show,

the Jennifer Love Hewitt show where she was the masseuse? A masseuse? Yeah. And it was like a male fantasy massage parlor. Like they'll dress up however you want while they massage. And she's like in

bikinis in this. Really? And like nurses outfits or school girl. And like it's in like she like ends up taking over and then there's like drama like it's it's not all just you know

I have no idea what you're even talking about it only lasted a few seasons and I look this up now she did like a ghost

Client list okay no I don't even know what that is because it was secretive about, and I think it kind of dipped into like happy ending type stuff. Okay. Some of the girls would go rogue and do stuff like that. Yeah. Yeah. I think it was like a lifetime show. But I was like, I'm fucking hooked. She did that ghost whisper or some sort of ghost person show, right? It was based on a local lady here that talks to ghost.

I think that was like right after the client list, I think, right?

And then she ended up joining.

What was it called?

Oh, I don't know.

The ghost whisperer maybe?

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