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. It's been a while since I've had a chance to make fun of the name Keith.

It has been a long time.

And I fucking loathe that name and I loathe every human being who's named Keith.

And it all started because of a fucking man who wears knee pads while playing volleyball.

And raped women.

And raped women.

It was pointed out to me, though, one of the last times we talked about a Keith, the singer from

every time I die, his name is Keith. We got to give him a pass. He has to get a Keith pass.

That new thing, Keith Pass.

I will do it for you. If Ian's giving you a Keith pass, that's fine.

That's the only one, though.

Mike, have you ever been out in public and someone came up to me and he's like, hey, my name's Keith?

No, they know better.

I wear a shirt that says if your name's Keith, fuck off.

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