Thank you for joining us tonight, everyone. Hope you're having a great day. I'm like Namapod. Here are today's top stories. I 100% forgot that I do this intro. I was looking at you. When you hit the music, I was like, oh shit, this is a new show. I needed to come up with something. And I rattled my brain for that whole 10 seconds thinking, what the fuck am I going to say?

He fucking nailed that.

Trying to remember what day we release these because I was about to say happy weekend. And then I was like, well, I think we're doing like a Tuesday gimmick here now. I was like, that ain't going to work. And I was like, well, sometimes it's the morning. Sometimes people are listening in the afternoon. I don't fucking know. Time, non-specific time announcement.

And this is all within 10 seconds.

It's going through my head.

So I apologize.

That's not my best work. fucking no. Time, a non-specific time announcement. And this is all within 10 seconds.

It's going through my head.

So I apologize. That's not my best work. It's quick thinking, though. Yeah, look how quick that brain synapses firing on. I'd be sitting there for like a minute trying to figure out what I was going to say. Wait, boy, dude, we're alive. We're alive. Bavis or alive.

Well, I feel like the last few times I've kind of... Dude, we're alive. We're alive. Davis, we're alive.

Well, I feel like the last few times I've kind of said the same thing.

I need to start watching more local news and finding out like what they say at the beginning, taking notes.

Is Carl Monday ever an anchor?

I think he sat at the desk now and then if he filled in or... Saturday 4-9 shift or something.

Yeah, maybe.

He was feeling frisky sometimes, maybe.

No sport coat, but tie with trench coat sitting at the desk.

I feel like he would sit in sometimes for his own, like his segments.

Yeah, talk and introduce it.

Yeah, of course.

Give some follow-up post-script analysis of what we'd witnessed on the scene. Anything that has happened since the filming. I sent you guys a classic the other day with the, that's a good one. It caught the, it was with a different channel too. It was an older one, right? It wasn't with Channel A. It was with someone else.

They caught this guy masturbating at the Strongsville Library and he's asking him why he's

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