Happy Tuesday, everyone.

Hope you're having a splendid day.

Here are today's top stories.

Gets better every week. That's really good. It's becoming a thing. We're honing it. We're honing it.

It's got to come up with that intro video. Yeah. Some kind of news opening. That uptempo kick in the middle there really gets me going. Yeah. She's hyped up to see the news. Yeah, it really does. It's almost like they know what they're doing when they write those things. It's like dopamine-inducing. What are you up to? Chillin. Just chilling. Yeah, I get it. A little sleepy today. Are you? Yeah. We're doing a Monday record. Yeah. It's rare for us. After, not afternoon, but early evening, whatever. Yeah. I just had a double espresso. I was a little sleepy myself. God damn. See if I'm on plate tonight. I would be until Wednesday evening if I had a double espresso. I'll be asleep by 9.30. I think we've mentioned that before. I am so weak to caffeine. Like I cut myself off by 4 o'clock every day. Yeah. Not that I drink a ton of it anyways, but I just got to be careful yeah I just been researching stuff today all right

anything fun any you want to share with us uh spoiler or hints or hints of a spoiler

i can't think of a good i'm not good at okay but yeah it's interesting stuff involved penises uh sure

the two people or there's two people that were married together. Oh. And, uh, they most likely had intercourse at some point. Yeah, yeah. Intercourse is good. You know, they stayed in a bed together for a really, really long time. Interesting. I wonder if they, I don't know if they were banging during that period of time. All right.

It seems natural they might.

It happens.

Make of it what you will.

Well, now you're caught up on our lives.

What are you listeners up to right now?

Pretty exciting stuff going on here.

What's going on with you guys out there, the listener?

You can't really tell us because we're not doing this live. It's a two-way thing, right? It's more rhetorical question that you can answer for yourself in the comfort of your own home or car. To yourself right now. Like, where are you in life? Are you really happy right now with what you're doing? This is turned into a better help. Are you enjoying that dead end job?

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I just want people questioning everything they've done up to this point.

I do that every day, Bill.

Listen to the three dipshits on a podcast.

Want to get to the news? I was going to say, we got some news. Let's get right to it.

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