Why was the neckwear salesman late to the party?

I don't know why.

He was all tied up.

Itch manners. Oh, Hello internet. I'm your husband

host Travis Macroy and I'm your wife host Teresa McElroy and you're listening

to Schmanners. It's extraordinary etiquette for ordinary occasions.

Hello my dove.

Hello dear. That was a good joke.

Listen, I'm not saying it was a great joke.

It's not, in the grand scheme of things,

it is not not a groaner.

It is.

But if you're looking at just a simple construction and the payoff the

neckwear salesman was all tied up that that to me is funny you know what and you what? I'm just a professional comic person. What do I know?

Just because you get paid for it doesn't make you a professional.

That is actually the exact definition. That is exactly what that means.

I'm a professional comedy person who makes comedy professionally and I'm saying

the neckwear salesman was all tied up

is a good joke

hashtag good joke

hashtag dad joke no I said good joke not dad joke

though it is a dad joke because I, technically a dad, made it.

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