Time now for the College Football Inquirer

with Dan Wetsall.

I mean, South Carolina is going all classy.

You guys sell hats that say cocks on it.

S.I.'s Ross Gallagher.

I celebrated week zero by going to see a 77-year-old rock star at an outdoor amphitheater in Columbia, Maryland.

And S.I.'s Pat Forti.

Auburn is the house in the neighborhood that has two cars on cinder blocks in the front yard and

a pet giraffe and everybody's like what the hell is going on there and they're like we don't care that's who we are, baby. Here's Pat, Russ, and Dan.

All right, welcome to the pod. The season is here.

I'm going to move my end of podcast appeal to the front. Usually like getting right to the action. But if you're

just getting back to us because the season's finally here, well you're just a bunch of

fools who missed a lot of good content of the off season.

It's a lot of chicken sandwich war intel.

Yeah, no. Sasquatch sightings. There was a murder. there was a Sasquatch murder I think.

Yeah, oh yeah. Bigfoot, yeah, there's a lot going on, you missed it.

But please subscribe, please share us on social media, Please tell your friends about us.

We got Ross Delanger here.

We picked them up on the transfer portal,

or realignment.

Pete Bammell is off to ESPN.

You can see a smiling face on there, but we're better than ever and

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