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Morning, everybody. Welcome along to your free podcast for today. And it being a Tuesday, we like a Tuesday.

I tell you, I waited for ages on the telephone yesterday.

I had to phone the pensions people because I'm applying for my government pension.

And I waited an hour on the phone.

I still didn't get to speak to anybody.

I can imagine.

I mean, so I'm going to, they've said, oh, Monday's a very busy day.

You can't imagine why. The big story, which hit all the papers, apart from, I say the big story in the world of show business, the big story, because the rest of it is Kabul and trying to get people out as fast as possible.

And all the stories in the papers about the people who've said, why did the BBC and allow an apologist for the Taliban to go on television and say,

oh, you know, all the Muslims I know support it? And I said, I think she's living in Cloud Cuckoo land.

Of course, you know, as anybody will tell you, the Taliban don't like women. They really don't like women. They don't want them to be educated. They don't want anything about them at all.

In fact, they'd rather they disappeared because they seemed to be quite happy holding each other's hands, don't they?

Anyway, the big showbiz story was Katie Price, hospitalized with a face injury after an alleged

attack. Now, this is a really bizarre story. So she's been taken to hospital, She got a facial injury after an incident in the early

hours of Monday morning. And I thought to myself, I mean, did somebody break into her house?

Because I couldn't think. She was apparently watching television. So she said. And she was punched in the face. Well, was this somebody

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