Nearly Floored the Future King

The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 947 Ratings

🗓️ 4 February 2018

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

On today's show Jason was joined by the hilarious Luisa Omielan: 1 - The Morning Moan featuring ugly brown hotel rooms 2 - What super power would you have? 3 - Googling how to chop wood 4 - Big Stars in Small Places 5 - Nearly floored the future King 6 - World Cancer Day 7 - Talking killer whales and taking a peacock on a plane 8 - The Talk of the Town: Your weird facts about Birmingham, Clapham, Northampton, York, Bridlington and Newcastle

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0:00.0	Molly's heart raced as she gazed longingly at the steamy sight before her.
0:05.6	Biting her lip with anticipation, she glanced over at the clock.
0:09.2	In a few minutes time she thought things are going to get pretty hot around here.
0:14.0	Unable to wait any longer, she hurriedly unbuttoned the top of her blouse.
0:18.0	To tuck in her napkin, as this steam-fresh creamy pasta was going to be very saucy indeed.
0:24.4	Bud's ice steam fresh, frozen meals steamed in minutes.
0:28.2	Goodness, that's steamy. Jason.
0:33.0	Absolute Radio.
0:35.0	Sanford.
0:37.0	Good morning Jason Manford on absolute radio.
0:38.0	J. Manford on absolute radio.
0:42.0	Hope you're well this morning on this
0:45.0	kind of fine here in Central London the weather
0:47.1	That's freezing. Obbs! Obbs!
0:50.1	But not so bad.
0:51.4	Louisa, oh my land is my guess this morning.
0:54.0	Oh good morning.
0:55.0	How are you?
0:56.0	I'm doing so well.
0:57.0	It's so nice to be up at this time.
0:58.0	Yes.
0:59.0	Yes.
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