It's about to be a fun ride, follow along, watch as we slide, Pervin' on what just hit the lights, scoops, pumps, pawh through the night, mixing just a little bit of twang, that girl sure can't do a thing together, here Billy's going thing, laughs so hard at her, she'll bring,

I can't you won't ever change, these two hittin' got the recipe, sad on back and listening to some of our darkest mysteries ain't

Welcome to a hillbilly horror stories, and now he's your host, Jerry and Tracy Polly, and they don't mean to

Hey guys, I'm Em, and I'm Christine from, and that's why we drink podcasts, Christine has her wine per usual, I have my milkshake per usual, and from one spooky podcast to another you guys are listening to Hillbilly Horror Stories

Still in one pretty girl, having hair, but baby I don't even hear me or feel having no hair

Hi and welcome welcome welcome to episode 49 of Hillbilly Horror Stories, I am Jerry and I'm with my beautiful bride Tracy

Hey guys, how's it hanging today?

It's not really appropriate to ask how it's hanging, because half of our audience base has nothing hanging, or if they do a good sturdy bra, it would help that

I want to know about that

We got a fun show for you, it's a little bit different than some of other shows, if you listen to our past lives episode that we did

This one's gonna kind of, I guess, hinge on that same line, because what we're gonna talk about tonight are near-death experiences, we've got a couple of them to share with you

We're gonna finish up the show, we're talking about Mount Shasta, which is kind of a cool story that I've just recently become acquainted with

Sounds good, can't wait

Let's start off with some shout outs, obviously, to the military of whatever country you're listening from

We're 100% behind our military here in the US, and we hope you guys are behind your military because they're trying to make it a better world that we live in

Yeah, and we've had some bad things happen this week, to our military and all our prayers, or with the families, just devastating

But we appreciate you guys, and we just want to say God bless you

We have a special surprise next week, we're not gonna spill the beans on it, but I think it's gonna be next week's gonna be a really cool episode, and you'll just have to tune in to find out how about that

How about that? How about that?

Yeah, yeah

Yeah, it's good, but...

Probably not

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