Near Death Experience

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🗓️ 17 May 2017

⏱️ 41 minutes

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A near-death experience (NDE) is a personal experience associated with death or impending death. Such experiences may encompass a variety of sensations including detachment from the body, feelings of levitation, total serenity, security, warmth, the experience of absolute dissolution, and the presence of a light.^[1]

Neuroscience research suggests that an NDE is a subjective phenomenon resulting from "disturbed bodily multisensory integration" that occurs during life-threatening events.^[2] NDEs are a recognized part of some transcendental and religious beliefs in an afterlife.^[6]

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0:00.0	Come into the light, Tom.
0:15.8	Yeah, I'm already here.
0:17.2	Lights just kind of all over.
0:18.8	What do you want?
0:20.2	You're dead, Tom.
0:22.0	Welcome to the afterlife.
0:24.0	No.
0:25.0	Wait, what?
0:26.0	What do you mean no?
0:27.5	Let me know.
0:28.5	Yeah.
0:29.5	I don't have time for this shit.
0:30.8	Send me back to my body.
0:32.1	How dare you defy me.
0:33.9	I am the great and powerful.
0:36.1	The fuck off.
0:37.4	Look, I'm gonna level with you here.
0:39.4	All those bright lights and dead grandma shit that just, this isn't for me.
0:42.8	So just go ahead and shit me back into the meat machine and let's both move on with
0:45.9	our day.
0:46.9	But you were hit by a bus.
0:48.6	Your body is a mangled rat.
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