I'm going to find out.

Oh, well, wow. Can I be happier? Yeah, who couldn't? How are you, folks? How are you folks?

How are you folks? Welcome to the show on a Thursday. Good to be with you.

I want to thank people for pretending to vote in.

Joe Biden, the worst president, any country's ever seen ever, period, bar none.

If you think that's bias, go, fuck your sister. Just a loser, he was a loser when he had his marbles he's a loser now

he always will be a loser and you people again I'm talking most of my fans, but let's say there's a couple stragglers who tuned in by accident.

You fucking ruined the world.

I don't like you.

I like a bitch.

All right, I will.

How was that about?

How dare you talk to me in that manner?

Uh, what's going on?

just all kinds of horseshit.

Let's start off with something called treacherous tunnels

for a story.

Excuse me. by the way, big treat for you in the second half of the show.

I'm going to put on a bra and hit wiffle balls being blown out of Dallas's ass.

The mammoth spider web of underground tunnels, you know how rats tunnel underground and shit, I think that's a coincidence.

Underground tunnels used by Hamas to shuttle militants hostages

and weapons around beneath Gaza Strip is something

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