You're a crumb creep. I want to fight you. You don't have the courage. You're a real

crumb bum. Put that on camera. You're a creep. Get away from me.

Ah! Woo! Good morning, sweet world, and welcome to the No Dunks podcast on the Athletic Network.

It's Monday, November 28, 2022.

I'm J.E. Skeet here in the Classic Factory.

And alongside me, as always, Tass Melis.

Podcast listeners, that's for you.

Next to Tassie.

It's the beard of one. A-Topsha hot Boy, Trey Kirby. Hey, oh. Hey, oh. And last but not least, making the magic happen, once again, holding down the fort, Super Producer, JD. Hello. There he is, and here we are. Our guy Jerome, back up in Canada after putting in, well, at least a good week, I guess, here in the classic factory learning from the master himself, J.D.

And don't you worry, Jerome's watching right now, getting ready to clip things as we speak.

Hope you got some good takes.

I hope so, too.

The pressure.

How was Thanksgiving, guys?

I missed you on the big day because I was still out of commission. It was so good. We were just talking about how good the pumpkin pie was. Yeah? Good slap? Yeah. Nice slap. Real nice slam. Yeah, it was delicious. I had it last night. I was digging in last night. Sunday night. Oh, with your hands. Yes, I was gripping it with my paws. God, like a bear. I didn't eat a fork. It's just, it's so crisp. There was no slime residue on my hand or anything. Wow. Yeah. Interesting. It's a good pie. And, JD, how was your Thanksgiving feast? I know you had like a little motley crew over here. A little bit of a motley crew. Yeah, a bunch of kids coming over. It's great. And Lincoln had a Friendsgiving dinner last night. Oh, cool. Very cool. Yeah. That was actually even bigger than Thanksgiving. Really? Yeah. This place was full. we got kicked out. We left. I got kicked out of my own house, yeah. Where'd you go? You know, just down to the pub. Kicked out. Yeah. Okay, gotcha, gotcha. I happily left, to be honest. How are leftovers looking for everyone here come Monday morning? Got one giant wing. Just one big turkey wings in there. Yeah, you know, it's like you've been eating turkey for an entire weekend. You see that big wing and you're like, I don't know. I don't know if I want to go through the savagery of tearing this thing apart, ripping the flesh from the bone. But I probably will tonight. Yeah, I'm with you. I don't really want to go after those wings. I'll use my hands for a pie, but not for a turkey. Yeah, because those wings look good, but they look so good. It seemed like a little too much work. But you also don't want to throw it out. Is that what you're saying? You're probably over probably over turkey at this point. Danielle made it.

I know how much work she put into it. It looks, it's like glistening. Yeah. It's, it's picturesque. I bet it is. It's kind of hard to take it, look at it and just toss it. Yeah. You're right. I mean, I would rather go find an animal to feed it to it. Okay. You have like deer in the back?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You feed deer turkey?

Oh, that seems like. I mean, I would rather go find an animal to feed it to. Okay. You have like deer in the back?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You feed deer or turkey? Oh, that seems odd, actually. Probably not. Yeah, very weird. Yeah, don't do that. All right, shout up to the stream team. Joining us live right now on YouTube. Comment, like, subscribe. Get your no dunks merch over at no dunks.com. like this beautiful classic factory hoodie that I'm rocking here today.

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